1. Tylenol
2. A cattle prod. Caitlin's 15th birthday was very interesting.
3. An unlisted hide-able phone line
If you think you will ever see your phone again after they turn twelve.......Hah!
4. Food for an army
Teens and after game parties will require you to have enough food for the UN available and don't forget non-lactose/salt/peanut/yeast and kosher foods
5. A leash
For the under seven crowd.
6. Homing devices.
Those little homing devices they put in poodles
7. A little black book
To keep all your kids friends phone number in and a useful tracking tool for teens.
8. Kleenex
First for tears from the playground, then tears from school, then members from the opposite sex, (though it's hard to tell some days what the opposite is.)
9. A DVD/VCR/blue ray player, An XBox 360, A Wii, home computer
Electronic Babysitting
10. Earplugs
Industrial Ones that are used by the guys who have stand beside screaming jets.
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